They are all now bright orange, and I avoid the room at all costs. I won't even post a pic yet, because I have to fix it before I can feel good about showing the orange picture. I have learned a few things about myself in the process, though:
1) Cabinets are really hard to paint. There are so many crevices and corners and it takes hours to tape it all off before you can actually start. The next time I get the urge to paint something on a whim, I should choose something more simple, like say the back door. Of someone else's house.
2) When picking out a paint color, it's best to think about it for more than 12 hours before you start actually smearing it on the walls.
3) Spontaneity is overrated.